December 2009
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It’s said that whatever you are doing on new years, you will be doing all year long, or something like that. A year ago today, I was sitting alone not doing anything, having just gotten out of a long relationship. My 2009 was by far the lonliest, emptiest year of my life.
I’m thinking that I need to force myself to get out tonight.
…but I won’t.
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Midnight in the mistress’ mind,
the breath of winter’s hands unkind.
I sit, I wait, deliberate –
a million years away.
A calling hidden by the moon,
say softly, safely within the womb,
appear, conceal the lies won’t feel –
and things that cannot stay
Seasons lived, so free to give,
bathe the nerves in sedatives,
want, and feel so visceral –
house patched with...
i throw my thoughts into the ether neither knowing why or how to get there.
consumed by all i choose to see, while through the space so close to me.
a soul’s a soul, a lover’s bond, a friend to hold, a heart that’s won,
a line unclear, yet so defined upon this road map in my mind.
but if the tides never erase
the sand that holds our happy pace,
if petals never guide the...
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Cade (my 16yo brother): *gets a text message while we are eating* "this girl wants to know what I look for in a girl..."
My mom: "Tell her T & A"
Me: ....
Cade: "What?.... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles??"
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The Pantsleg Chronicles: Gray's New Computer
Pantsleg: So what happen to grays computer
Paul: It's fast
Paul: Smoking fast
Pantsleg: He said there was a story with a burning smell
Pantsleg: Lmao what happened
Paul: That computer is fucking HOT! Smoking hot fast!
Pantsleg: Lol
Pantsleg: Should i have stayed and watched the fireworks
Paul: No sparks or smoke. The power supply tripped before anything bad happened
Pantsleg: So whats wrong with it
Paul: Nothing
Pantsleg: Really then y did it overheat
Paul: Cause its so fast
Pantsleg: But its got all of those cooling fans and shit
Paul: That's what I'm trying to tell you. Its that fucking fast
clientsfromhell:
Client: I love the website, but I can’t look at it on my computer. Could you make me a DVD of it, so I can go through it on my telly?
Me: Not really. A website isn’t a movie and it wouldn’t work on a DVD, you need to view it in a browser on your computer.
Client: What’s a browser?
Me: It’s a program you use to view websites. Do you use Windows? You probably click the big blue...